HEY YOU! STUPID!
Posted on Oct 02, 2007 - 12:03am by Everitt Mickey in Lifestyle
Yeah…YOU! Moron!
I’m talking about the nitwits that this guy is talking about. You know who you are.
You’re the fool who’s tries to pass me in construction when I’m (a heavy hauler, usually wide) barely, just barely narrow enough to fit in one lane, it’s two narrow lanes and you try to pass. I had an extended mirror knocked off the other day because of you. It was almost a disaster if one of us, either one had rubbed a jersey barrier it would have been….bad.
You’re the fool who comes up behind another truck. You’re going maybe one, maybe two miles per hour faster and try to pass. You take two or three MILES to pass. You incompetent. You disgrace your profession. Holding up traffic backing it up for miles is no way to win points with the public.
You’re the idiot who thinks it OK to go “two over”, or “five over” the speed limitas a matter of course in town, in construction. After all, everyone does it right?
You’re the Cretin who tailgates, who intentionally intimidates the motoring public so they’ll “get out of your way”. If you tail gate ME and I have to stop or swerve, you’re dead. Like I said once before, if a mouse runs into an elephant it’s not the elephant that gets bruised. I normally outweigh you fools by twice over.
You’re the nitwit who talks trash on the CB. It’s so bad that normal people don’t even want to have the CB on near a truck stop in a big city. I’m thinking of Dallas near the TA, Flying J and Pilot on I-20, but it’s everywhere.
You’re the dimbulb who’s all the time calling for “smokie reports” on the CB, like I’d tell you?
You’re the Neanderthal whose actions germinated these vermin.
You’re the SlopeBrows who are the reason behind black boxes going into trucks. Eventually, because of you, we’ll all have them.
You bloody idiots. You’re ruining the profession. You’re the reason for “truck specific” legislation. Truck discrimination.
You Jerk. Many of the general public, all of the news media think poorly of us because of you.
You probably won’t make it as a Trucker. Like any wild animal you’ll make a mess and move on. Pig. Varmit. Not even Pottie Trained. Look at the pee-bottles in rest areas. Go back to whatever cesspool you crawled out of, the rock you wiggled out from under. We don’t need you here.
Others of us have been doing this for decades. We have to live with your mess. It’s getting harder all the time.
There are things rest of us can do to get your butt out from behind the driver’s seat. Technology is our friend. Ever hear of technology knuckle-dragger?
Technology like cell-phones. If I see your sorry butt doing something abysmally stupid I can call my wife, she’s on my speed dial AND voice dial and I have a bluetooth headset so my hands never leave the steering wheel (I’m not an idiot like you are) and SHE can look up the local Bears and call them. The bears react to a “distressed motorist” being threatened by a “big truck”, particularly a female.
Nose-picker. I see you’ve spray painted over the “1-800-fire -me” numbers on the company trailer you’re pulling. You’re the reason they are there to begin with, but Google is my friend. My Google-fu trumps you’re stupidity, your idiocy, your cretinism All I need is your company name. Spray paint over IT why don’t you? Ever hear of Google, you fool?
Morons, you ever hear of Cameras? Videocams are getting dirt cheap. I may install one, have it run ALL the time. Multi-Gigabyte SD Cards are dirt cheap now too. When you pull something stupid how bout if I send the video to the appropriate bears? They’d never know who I am, but they’d have a full color video of your sorry butt in the act. I could have done it many times last week.
Idiots, fools, Jackasses.
(grumble, mutter, mutter)
Bah.
RSS feed for comments on this post | Trackback URI
We're on Twitter!
Hey Mick! Don’t be afraid to tell us how you really feel!
I think he speaks for many of us
Believe me….I showed restraint. No “bad” words. Took a lot of rewrites to achieve THAT goal.
I fight with my wife over this everytime we get on the road. She’s “sure” that every semi out there wants in our lane, and will run us over just because they can. It doesn’t matter to her that real professional drivers realize that an accident, depending on how bad it is, can totally mess up their DAC report and could cost them their job. To her, all semi drivers are bad; it doesn’t help that she’s been involved in 2 wrecks because of coal buckets blasting down a road they shouldn’t have been on.
I love the guy that’s passing you going 62-65 in Ohio or Illinois, then finally sees the bear sitting in the middle (that I saw about 30 seconds ago) and suddenly hits the brakes so now I’m going faster than he is. I’ve asked a lot of these mental midgets if they believe the bear thinks I got into the right lane to pass them since they’re now going slower than me. Needless to say, I get very few answers that are usable in mixed company.
I am a repoman in Georgia, talk about a stereotype!! We also have to put up with idiots…especially at night. Everybody in this God forsaken state thinks they’re on the Nascar circuit in their ’98 Honda’s. Plus they see a nice shiny wrecker with a BMW on the hook and think two things: 1) Big Money Company 2) Revenge. I am seriously considering a job in trucking because I love to drive and see the great ‘ol USA. But I fear that some dipstick will cause me to have an accident and there goes my career. I am 37 years old and never had an accident (except when I was a teenager and new to driving I hit my moms car in the driveway once). By the way, just so somebody knows, all repomen are not bad. I try to rescue one brokedown motorist for free at least twice a week…just to even out the karma.