From the Washington Post we find that:

Offering the gloomiest assessment of economic well-being in close to half a century, a new survey has found that most Americans say they have not made progress over the past five years as their incomes have stagnated and they have increasingly borrowed money to finance their lifestyles.

Sounds bad doesn’t it? Horrible horrible. The economy must be in ruins for them to have to borrow money to splurge, er, to live a decent life. Those poor people. AS you read further down into the body of the Article we find that: :

Even as they struggle, however, nearly two-thirds of Americans say they are better off than their parents were when they were their age.

Wow…better off than their parents. Furthermore we find that:

Median household income increased 41 percent from 1970 to 2006

That’s pretty Bad isn’t it. Only a forty one percent pay raise. Such a shame.

At the same time, more Americans have managed to move up the income ladder, particularly as they approach middle age.

Wow, That’s tough. As they get Older, they get more financially secure, and better off. Must be hard on a person to know that they’re not only better off than their parents were at their present age but that they’re better of than THEY were at an earlier age, having had a steady increase in income over the years. This is horrible…furthermore we find that:

Americans are also wealthier than ever, with the median net worth of middle-income families peaking at $98,286 in 2004, up from $77,031 in 1992.

Yeah, I can see why having a NET worth of only a hundred thousand would bother you. They not only had steady increase in their income, they also managed to KEEP a fairly large amount of it. How can this depressing state of affairs happen? Outrageous!!

Among the groups to substantially improve their economic standing since 1970 are senior citizens, native-born Hispanics, African Americans and married couples

Well yeah. Almost all minority groups in the US are exploited, downtrodden and generally have a hard time of it. That’s bad. Will the bad news never end? Who can be the blame for this horrible state of affairs?

About one-quarter blame the government, 15 percent blame the rising price of oil, 11 percent blame themselves and 8 percent blame foreign competition.

Gloomy Picture of the Economy indeed.