spcPastaPair_Lg reporting from North Bay, Ontario – and what a mess it is. The way things are going I’m going to have to drive this damn truck until I die. Hopefully it won’t be at the Flying J in Houston or somewhere equally horrible. The state of America can pretty much be summed up by a commercial that Pizza Hut is now running on television. It’s for their pasta product. They take a family, supposedly out to dinner, to some eye-talian restaurant somewhere to enjoy the pasta. They’re blindfolded. Oooo – this pasta is sooo good. Oooo – it’s sooo nice to be at a real eye-talian restaurant. NO YOU MORONS – TAKE OFF YOUR BLINDFOLDS – YOU’RE AT HOME!!! Ha, ha, ha – we fooled ya! You didn’t fool them – they’re idiots. How dumb can you be? Just like the rest of America.

200px-Harvard_Wreath_Logo_1.svg Mr. Presidente Obama is making a classic dumb mistake. He has joined the ranks of the smart-stupid. Harvard, Yale, Princeton – whatever – MBA, law degree, Ph.D. in Economics???? Doesn’t matter. You got the education and the contacts, but you’re still dumb as a stick – no common sense. And while we’re at it, let’s throw in all the Senate and House members on both sides of the isle – that’s the Congress if you don’t know it yet – if we can tear them away from those absurd town hall meetings – - and of course, the pasta is soo good at this eye-talian restaurant crowd – that’s about 85% of Americans – and from what I can hear – 99% of our fellow truck drivers. A whole lotsa no smarts.

warehouseEdit And the cherry on top is the Obama administration with their 1000 page – let’s keep it really complicated and confusing – “health care reform” fiasco. Mr. President – you big dummy! – with all due respect – what are you doing? Are you nuts? KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID! KISS baby!! A, B, C – 1,2,3 – bla, bla, bla. How about 25 pages! How about 5! How about 1!!!  Health care reform – we will do #1 this, health care reform – we will do that #2 and so forth and so on. Remember me? Because if I lose my job I HAVE NO HEALTH CARE! And the mandatory participation thing? Why? If some dumb ooo I love this eye-talian pasta doesn’t want health care, that’s one less idiot we have to worry about. Worry about me who pays taxes! What ever happened to everyone having the same health care plan as the members of Congress?

Usama_bin_laden So, Mr. President, you big dummy – again with all due respect – Iraq is still a mess and you have not gotten us out. Afghanistan is, well, Afghanistan. Who cares? If one of your daughters was of age, would you send her over “there” to be blown up by the Taliban – excuse me – Ta-lee-ban? No, of course you wouldn’t! What happened to getting Osama Bin Laden? Do you need 1000 pages to figure out how to get that slimy SOB?. And what about Mexico, Iran, Israel, North Korea, China and every other freak’n place we Americans don’t care about, but you seem to want us involved with. I say kick ‘em to the curb. American all the way baby!

e7a62cea0c0ffd34 Mr. President – it’s time to punt. Take a time-out. Run the commercial. You and you alone are blowing this health care “thang” big time. Regroup. Deep six the 1000 pages. You’re scaring the bee-jesus out of just about everyone. Slow down. Fix what needs to be fixed first. Do health care next summer. People need jobs. I need freight. I have health care now – I can stay in my dumb job another year more until you get it right. You hear me Mr. President? I sure hope so. Change course because the ship is in stormy dark waters and that majority you now enjoy ain’t gonna be there after the next election.

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